Success Law
The cult dedicated to any underground band will stop immediately after its first radio appearance.
Strengthening Condition of the Success Law
It's even worst if the band is broadcasted in a popular TV show.
Axiom of Success Applied to the Former Underground Bands
The band was much better in the good ol' times!!
Major Companies Axiom:
The client doesn't have the choice.
Corollary of the Major Companies Axiom:
Neither does the artist!
Songwriter's Law
If you wrote an original song, there must be another songwriter in the world who had pretty much the same idea.
Corollary of the Songwriter's Law
There are no original songs but only original interpretations, or not!
Songwriter's Axiom
Damn, it's hard to write a song!!
Spinal Tap Law
Every rock guitarist standing over an amplifier will try to turn the volume up to 11.
